Camping is a time for adventure and fun, plus plenty of laughter and spooky stories around the campfire. Whether you’re pitching a tent in the backyard, kids are heading off to summer camp, or you’re exploring the wilderness, get ready to giggle with these hilarious camping jokes for kids. So gather ’round, grab your s’mores, and let the laughter begin!
Our Favorite Camping Jokes for Kids
What did the camping tent say to the sleeping bag?
I’ve got you covered.
What kind of music do you listen to while camping?
Rock ’n’ Roast.
Why did the bicycle fall over at the campsite?
Because it was two-tired.
How do you know if a bear is in your campground?
You’ll see paw-sitive evidence.
What’s a ghost’s favorite camping dessert?
Why do trees make terrible comedians?
Because their bark is worse than their bite.
Why don’t mummies go camping?
They’re afraid they’ll “unravel” in the wilderness.
What did one marshmallow say to the other marshmallow around the campfire?
Time to get toasty!
How do you make a campfire feel special?
Give it a blazing compliment.
What do you call a bear that loves to sing campfire songs.
A bear-a-toned vocalist.
Why did the camper always bring a ladder?
To raise the camping experience to new heights.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a firefly?
A hot dog with a glowing personality.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no-eye-deer!
How do you communicate with a fish while camping?
Drop it a line.
What do you call a bear with no socks?
What did one tree say to the other while camping?
I’m falling for you!
What do you call a bear with no ears?
Anything you want! It can’t hear you!
What did one mountain say to the other?
What’s a frog’s favorite camping snack?
Why did the compass lose its job at the campground?
It had no sense of direction.
Why don’t mountains ever get lost while camping?
They always “peak” at the map.
What did the tent say to the angry campers?
Don’t pitch a fit!
What did the tent say when it fell over?
Can you pitch me up?
What does a campfire say after a long day of work?
I’m burned out!
What did the graham crackers say to the chocolate bars?
We need s’more marshmallows!
What does the sleeping bag say when it’s confident?
I’ve got this in the bag!
What did the camper say to the talkative sleeping bag?
What do you call bears with no teeth?
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
Do you know why you can’t run through a campsite, and can only ran?
Because it’s past tents.
Why didn’t the elephant use a backpack to pack for his camping trip?
He wanted to use his trunk.
What do bears call campers in sleeping bags?
Did you hear the one about the skunk who went camping?
Never mind, it really stinks.
Where do cows go camping?
Upstate Moo York.
Do fish go to summer camp?
No, they are always in school!
What’s a camper’s favorite kind of math?
What did the big tree say to the little tree at summer camp?
Leaf me alone, I’m branching out!
How do you keep cool when camping?
Stay close to your chill-dren.
What did one campfire say to the other?
Let’s blaze a trail of fun and make s’more memories!
What do you call an amazing day up a mountain?
A peak experience.
What type of footwear do frogs wear when camping during the summer?
Open toad shoes.
How did the campers rate the campfire?
They gave it glowing reviews.
What did the father say to his daughter when her marshmallows kept falling into the campfire?
Stick with it.
What did the mountaineer say to the camper who gave him directions?
Thanks, that really Alps me out.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the campground?
It’s alright—he woke up.
Where do birds like to go on camping vacations?
The Canary Islands.
Where do sharks go camping?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
It’s been nice gnawing you.
Where did the sheep go camping?
What do you call a camper without a nose or a body?
What outdoor sport do spiders like when camping?
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